US deficit to hit $583 billion in 2014. Obama’s fault.
As Dick Cheney taught us during the Bush years, “deficits don’t matter.” And Bush and Cheney showed us just how much they didn’t matter by taking Bill Clinton’s useless surplus and–thanks to two wars,...
View ArticleInverted Corporation People are the luckiest people in the world!
As a people, corporations have never had it so good! Profits are at record highs. Corporate taxes are at record lows. Thanks to Citizens United, it’s easier than ever to buy as many politicians as...
View ArticleGROUNDBREAKING: Rick Perry claims accused man in Texas is innocent!
It had to happen. After 14 years as Governor, Rick Perry has finally found a convict in Texas that he claims is innocent! First, some background: Before this week, Governor Perry claimed he had never...
View ArticleThere is no such thing as police abuse of power, just isolated incidents
When 3,000 Americans were killed by foreign terrorists on 9/11, America launched two wars, changed its torture policies, opened a prison in Cuba, built a massive global surveillance infrastructure and...
View ArticleIt is un-American to criticize the President during a time of war!
Can you believe how un-American liberals are? If you are a Fox News viewer, you know that it is unpatriotic and positively un-American to criticize anything that our President, George W. Bush, has ever...
View ArticleFive scientific facts PROVING climate change is a hoax!
Aren’t you sick of the way liberals treat the calculations of so-called scientists–and even leading accounting firms like PWC–with so much reverence? All they can ever talk about is their liberal...
View ArticleScott Walker protects Wisconsin from the biggest threat: Voters
Poor Scott Walker. He gets such a bum rap. People keep acting like he’s a criminal and making listicles about the horrible things he’s done to workers, women, and low-income families. It’s not his...
View ArticleREVEALED: powerful entertainment industry millionaire plots to take down Rush...
The Daily Caller recently published an explosive report on a conspiracy to destroy Rush Limbaugh. They painstakingly laid bare the 10 people engaged in the vast left-wing liberal conspiracy to make...
View ArticleCelebrating the glorious success of the GOP Government Shutdown!
October 1st marked the one-year anniversary of the hugely successful GOP shutdown of the US government. And Republicans have every reason to celebrate. Led by Cuban-Canadian renegade Ted Cruz, the...
View ArticleRepublicans are super-flexible. Here are 3 specific examples.
Republicans get a bad rap in the press. Liberals accuse them of being rigid, closed-minded and inflexible. Ha! Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, as every “lifelong Republican” knows,...
View Article2014 Texas Governor’s race teaches us what REALLY matters to the GOP
Republicans are obsessed with messaging. They are not nearly as obsessed with actual policy and legislation. You can see a perfect example of this in Texas politics right now, in the race for Texas...
View ArticleRepublicans Celebrate Massive Gains in 2014 Midterms
Less than two weeks before Election Day, Republicans across America are celebrating their massive gains in the 2014 midterms! Ted Cruz is already demanding that “lame duck” Senate Majority Leader Harry...
View ArticleBREAKING: Bobby Jindal declares Louisiana a “science-free zone”
Bobby Jindal has become the first US Governor to declare his home state “science-free.” Although Jindal was a biology major at college his recent conversion to the Koch-olic religion has led to his...
View ArticleAging White Voters Still Mad at Black Man Who Fixed Economy
Republicans rode a wave of aging white male rage to reclaim the Senate, increase their leadership in the House, and win key Gubernatorial races this Tuesday. Turnout among 60+ voters soared to 37% of...
View ArticleChina Moves Quickly to Prevent Spread of Inhofe
World leaders continue to react with horror at the results of the US midterm elections, and specifically the likely ascension of climate change denier James Inhofe (R-OK) to the head of the Senate...
View ArticleRepublicans reassert “penis power” for 2015-16 Congress
Republicans on Wednesday outlined a new “path to the future” by announcing that nine white men would be named to coveted leadership positions when the new Congress begins in January. Speaker John...
View ArticleCops now represent fastest growing segment of murderer population
As the national homicide rate continues decline, new data shows that the fastest growing segment of the murderer population is cops. The good news is that Americans are now less likely to be murdered...
View ArticleDick Cheney’s heart transplant donor is a serial killer and now the world...
With America and the world still reeling from the Senate report detailing the horrors of the Bush-Cheney era’s torture policies (described by The New York Times as “a portrait of depravity“), Dick...
View ArticleRepublicans Excited to Learn Hacking Works, Even if Torture Doesn’t
Sony’s decision to cancel the release of its controversial movie The Interview following threats from North Korean hackers prompted quick reactions from Republicans. Mitt Romney, the party’s 2012...
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